-looks up from a pile of papers that has been doodled on and scrutinizes her for a long time without moving before re-animating; he pulls out a folder from a huge stack of papers- Is that what they said, Lenalee? -smiles at her apologetically- I’m afraid the three of you will have to rearrange your dinner party. The orders are just in and urgent. Kanda and Lavi are going to Budapest as soon as possible.
“Oh yes! I sometimes forget that I’m a robot at all sometimes! Heheh.” But either what the other spoke was logical or not, the blissful bot seemly didn’t give a damn. “… Yes? ” The robot then asks as he moves his head in closer, once again making oblivious note of his non-existant ears.
And the idea hadn’t sounded stupid to Komlin Ex in the least. Nothing his Master said was ever stupid.
He was programmed to comply with everything Komui said, wasn’t he?“A wonderful idea, If I do say so myself!! Such a plan will surely elimate this problem of ours!” He looks at the bottle with joy glinting.
“WHO SHALL WE TRY IT ON FIRST?”
“Hmmm” Komui placed a hand on his chin in the classic thinking pose, tilting in such a way that he knew will reflect light off his glasses in the most menacing way possible. “I am thinking two ways. First, systemically. Give an injection of the drug to everyone you meet. Discretely, of course, and I have just the thing.” He pulls out a blowdart from his pocket and gives it to Komlin-Ex.
“You will be in charge of this. The second method is mass distribution.” The scientist pockets his own vial and pats down wrinkles from his clothes. “Time for me to visit Jerry.”
Problem?
Good idea, Komlin. Time to skip out on all the work. Drive away~!
Of course, Komlin-Ex was modified into a being much like his own director, from the looks to the personality. And though it would have been thought to be rather creepy, it definitely did seemly sound like the work of a genius.
Or perhaps this had merely been the only scientific thing Komlin-Ex has ever been notified of.
“What?! Who is this person?! We must surely do something about this and exterminate the problem!”
Certainly Komlin-Ex had been just as protective as Komui had wished. Lenalee was special to his creator and so Lenalee would be of great importance to the creation as well.
“Of course I’m with you! I’ll help you to the ends of the earth! I’ll help protect your dear sister with my life, sir! Just let me in on what we must do first! I’m all ears!”
“But technically, you don’t have any ears.. Heheh.” If there’s one that that remains constant with Komui, it is that when it comes to his sister, all logic is out the window. “I’ve got a plan Komlin-Ex. Listen carefully here.
Because I’m a genius.
If the world is all women, then my Lenalee will stay pure. So therefore, everyone should become women. ” The supervisor walked over to a cabinet and rummages through it before pulling out a vial and showing it to his robot friend.
“With this. “
“Ehhhhhhhhhhhh???”
-stretches an arm desperately to the closed door and face plants on the desk. Why would Lenalee leave him when he’s cleared his desk just for her to make coffee on?-
This is too cruel….
“…Though human emotions are real hard for a robot to comprehend, you have left me flattered, sir…
/SNIFF”//And so as he is accustomed to, he reluctanly stopped hugging the chief- but kept ahold of him in case he were to collapse from his last pressuring grip.
“Oh no, not at all Master! None of our Excorsist
and most certainly not Allen~<3have harmed me in any way! But as you may remember, I was struck by Innocence once before.. So of course, recovery was a toughy..”
“…And an Upgrade? Perhaps I could go for one of those.. […Gattai…? These ideas of yours never fail to be
amusingbrilliant, Master!] Now that we are togeather again, perhaps we could try one! Anything for my beloved Master!”
“N-naturally! Komlin-ex.” It takes him a moment to recover his breath, but he does so with a laugh that starts out as mere chuckling and then gradually became egotistical. “You were created from my flesh and blood. All me, but robotic. You’re a testimony of my genius. The fact that you can feel human emotions is further proof of my brilliance. Or should I say, our brilliance.”
“With our combined intelligence, even Kanda will fall after this modification. And he will fall for touching my precious Lenalee.” His laughter turns to lamenting and gross sobbing. “Ah, Lenalee, your innocence has been tainted by a perverted nine years old. I’ll fry him into an omelet and feed him to pigs! Komlin-ex, you’re with me right?! You’ll help me protect Lenalee right? This is your prime directive!”
“Lenalee~~~~ Kya! Did you come to visit me? Brother has been lonely here all by himself, you know. You should visit me more often. Can you make me coffee~~~?” In an instant, he’s up and shoving off stacks of paper From his desk. They fall with a clutter to the floor but Komui pays no mind while he miraculously produces a coffee maker from a drawer that seems way too small to hide anything more than a small book and places it gingerly on his now cleared desk. The supervisor looked over at Lenalee expectantly, turning on his best puppy eyes.
“AHHH! MASTER! I HAVE MISSED YOU TOO! AAFIJDFKSDDFASDASIOD!!”
//Le sigh~
“The process may have been complicated. But I have somehow managed to recover myself. An extra helping hand may have made it quicker, but I figured you were busy as usual, correct?
ANYHOW~”
// Oblivious of any suspicion,or any such awareness to his own robotic strengthhe brings Komui into a metallic embrace //“MASTEEEEER!!!”
What are you saying!? I’ll stop the world to help you any time~! Who did it, Komlin-EX? Who made a mess out of you? Was it that bastard Kanda or maybe Allen again? Should we upgrade? Do you want to gattai? Those meddlesome kids think they’re so cool with their Innocence and always hanging around my precious darling Lenalee. They will learn the true meaning of fear when we’re thro-ACK!! My back! My spine is breaking. It’ll snap in half! It really will!!
-soul escapes out of mouth while he goes limp-